A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?” The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.” A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?
My Xbox has been acting up lately…
So I painted it black to make it run faster
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them.???
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window.
“What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
“f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!’
Did you hear about the dead artist
Too many strokes
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
“But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
“Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
I will never forget my little brothers last word rip.
His last words: paint dosent taste good
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how many you throw.
One, if you throw it hard enough.
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
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